Ever-Dreamer

"They cannot take away what I believe. They cannot take away what's underneath."

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is. 

I work in a garden/pet shop. Last winter a customer wanted to purchase a pack of ice-melting rock salt. I told him we only has 25 kg packs. He asked where he should store the leftover salt and I told him his garage would do. He fell silent for a moment, then said: “But won’t it melt in the summer heat?”

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